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I REALLY Don’t Like Computers
Why should I ?
Their annoying. They cause stress. They break and theres atleast 300 reasons that it could be broken. Mines is fucked, it turns itself off allllllllll the time. I don’t know why because in the computing world the reason you think it could be is one of the 10,000 reasons it could be broken.
Going into my fourth year of computing, Networking to be exact, I’ve realised now that I took the wrong career choice. I’m fucking good with computers, don’t get me wrong, it’s my best feature outside of arguing, sex, and romantic speels.
But to anyone who reads this - don’t choose computers as a career. Their touchy, their annoying, their flimsy, their temperamental, their whingey, they get on your nerves, their constantly out of date and over-priced.
I Don’t Like Computers.
They fucking wind me up. User groups ? Who cares ?. Will add to this later, new tumble coming up too.
Back To Reality ..
A week off and now I’m back writing blogs instead of doing my soon-to-be-due-in assessment. Who says I’m not a smart boy.
Tumble coming up tonight. About … cheese. Maybe.
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I Hate Wee Dafties
For what is about to be the most sophisticated and opinionated blog that someone with a view to wee idiots, it’s gonna make me sound like a bam. But fuck it.
Anyone else get wound up especially when your on Facebook, with all these wee pure 5’2 cunts OMG’ing their way through the day ! honestly the amount of times I see ‘Daft wee idiot says OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT HE ACTURALLY LIKES ME.’ or ‘OMG I CANT BELIEVE I CANT FIND MY BELT/MAKEUP/SHOES/JACKET/WHATEVER AND ITS RUINING MY DAY =’(’ ..
Fuck off ! I don’t care, and anyone even a bit like me, you know mature folk, don’t give a shit either. Your meager lives mean hee haw to anyone outside of your age group, which is probably about 16 even though you act about 13. That whole ‘is at’ thing makes me chew my gums in anger aswell, who cares ? wtf do you want me to do ? come pick you up ? lucky I don’t heave a brick through the window of said place you need everyone to know your at, attention seekers. Befuckingware.
Another thing that drives me up the wall regarding wee dafties(referred to from here on as losers) is their inability to stay composed during drinking. 2 tins of pisswater/a wee cheeky quarter vodka/a half wine if your brave and your telling everyone you fancy them or that YOUR JUST WITH YOUR GIRLIES. I’ll stick my fist down your throat and that’ll make a change from my cock, idiot.
And the wee losers that pretend their crazy are the worst. ‘Aye man I done pure 90 lines of charlie with the guys’ since when ? SINCE WHEN ? 97% of these idiots, infact 107%, can’t even handle a smoke nevermind anything in the big boy leagues.
Btw I’m not advocating wee losers getting full of drugs to prove a point, that’s just wasteful. Just realised that as I’m insulting people about being losers I’m listening to Elton John, but atleast I can act like I’m not having a wank for the first time and feeling brave telling everyone about it the next am I ?.
God see coming from a place where its like a 70/20/6/4% divide between bams,losers,scumbags and sound cunts, you really do get a very angry outlook. Probably because everyone I walk by I judge, cause I’m a dick like that, and most of this town are dawning trackies and keys to your lips or HIM hoodies and washed up mascara.
I beg the people of my life - please, get a grip of yourselves. I used to be just like you. I used to tell people my insignificant shit like it was a big deal and I used to wear horrible attire and cut about with a wee moustache and a mushroom styled toupee of sorts, it’s okay. You can be fixed, you just need to:
-Grow a set of fucking balls
-Put down your toys
-Put your dummy back in your mouth
-Don’t talk to me until you can learn to open your mouth without just making a wee screamy noise
See what you’ve done ? You ALMOST put me in a bad mood for the first time tonight internet, BUT YOU WON’T BEAT ME. NOT TODAY.
Night.
How Chuffed Am I ?
Oh yes. Oh YES. OH FUCKING YES.
SAAS finally come through, albeit not as much as I had hoped for but I’m still due megabucks YASS, Liverpool are apparently about to be bought by a smart, filthy rich, group of sportsmen, and Huns forward Jelavic gets put out til February.
48 hours ago was I not whinging to cunts about how shite my life was ? Well my three biggest problems:
-Heartbreak at the situation of my football club.
-Comical debts for a man with little money.
-Having no moneys.
Have all been cured within about …. 4 hours of each other. I’m quite happy to start admitting there is someone looking down on me now thanks. I can be a dour cunt at times but fuck me I’m in a quality mood, only thing that would make me any happier is again, a full tray … that will come though, it will all come together :). WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO.
Did you say something ? Sorry I was too busy staring at your tits.
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